Here's a short list of things I had to say today, all before noon.
"Why is there toothpaste on your back?"
"Get the Legos out of the bathroom sink."
"It's not funny that I just said 'bathroom'."
"No, you cannot wear cowboy boots on the slip n slide."
"Don't squeeze ANYTHING in this aisle." (it was the cleaner aisle at Target...)
"Yes, Clorox Bleach does clean up dysentery." (Calen is watching too many commercials)
"No, I'm not going to explain to you what dysentery is."
I quit keeping track after that. Just a day in the life around here.
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| "Mom, this Clorox Bleach takes care of dysentery." I wish I was kidding. |
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