Diffusing the Bomb

One thing that moms of babies/toddlers that are not yet potty trained hate, fear, and have small panic attacks over:

Popping into said baby's room and finding them, asleep, with their diaper off. 

Oh.....shit. 

That's basically the equivalent of saying there's a ticking bomb in the room. 

You assume the worst before you even get close to see the carnage. Pee is inevitable. But how much? Are we talking like a change of sheets, or a room detox and an emergency bath? And then the absolute worst.case.scenario: WHAT, if there's POOP?! Where do we even begin if there's POOP involved...

I snuck into the room, bracing myself, preparing for a disaster. 

Nothing. 

He was completely dry (and so were his surroundings). He was just happily sleeping, airing out his tush. 

I managed to carefully strap on a diaper before he decided to wake up and pee on me. Thus diffusing the ticking time bomb.

   

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