I decided this is the best way to ever have cats. Rent them from the shelter for two months while they're small and cute and fuzzy, and then give them back to be adopted when they're big and obnoxious and not cute. You get the best age of cats without the hassle of 20 years of cat litter, hairballs and every piece of furniture in your home covered with scratch marks (Jersey girl....you bitch of a cat you).
Disclaimer: Yes, we love our cat. As much as you can love a cat that is the resident asshole. She doesn't even kill spiders, you guys.
Cute and fuzzy and NOT my responsibility! |
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