Friday, March 15, 2019

Day 33: Rebel Scum

Rebel was a turd today. An absolute, brown log on the lawn turd. 

This morning while getting the boys ready for school, while I took five seconds to walk to the stairs to yell up them remind Cam that he only had one minute to get his bottom downstairs and eat his breakfast, Rebel took the unsupervised opportunity to jump up on the kitchen counter and eat an entire block of Philadelphia cream cheese - foil and all.

Moments after eating an entire block of cream cheese. 

And because that wasn't enough, he spent the entire day stealing rolled up socks from wherever he could find them and playing keepaway from me with them. At one point after he nose-dived into the fresh laundry pile that I was attempting to fold, he pulled out a sock, WITH a sock on his head. 

Caught IN THE ACT

You rebel scum, you. The imperials were right about you. 

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