Saturday, April 8, 2023

Day 77: How To Reach The Top Cupboard: A Photo Memoir By Camden

 Camden is short for his age. This isn't news or anything. 

He asked if he could fry himself an egg this morning. I reminded him to grab the cooking spray, which is up in the cabinet above the stove. 

Side note: does anyone store anything above the stove other than cooking spray? And maybe a cookbook or two? I mean, the cupboards are tiny and unless you're 6 foot 7, you're not going to reach anything buried deep back there anyways. 

Anyhow. 

Without skipping a beat, here's how Camden gets the cooking spray. If I wasn't thirty eight years old, I'd probably do the same instead of using a stupid boring old step stool. 

Step 1: Scale the counter

Step 2: Carefully swing the cabinet door towards you without whapping yourself in the face, reach over and snatch the Pam

Get yelled at by Mom for trying to fry egg while standing ON the counter, hop down and fry egg from the ground floor. 


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