No really. Calen shows basically zero interest in girls. They're all the same to him. If they will run and play with him, then they're friends. And that's pretty much it.
Camden, on the other hand, at only one year old is quite the ladies man. And though he won't take just ANY girl that passes by (though he will make sure to give them a heart-breaking crooked smile), he has collected a small cache of little women that he is currently courting (yes, plural. Player).
This is also known as the Cape May Love Triangle (or whatever shape it makes)
And there is a hierarchy to the ladies in his life and who gets priority in his heart. He is like that creepy husband on that Sister Wives show. There is wife #1, #2 and #3. Or maybe a tribal king with his many wives. Yeah, that sounds a lot cooler and badass. He's a tribal king. The Cape May Tribal King.
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| Cam and his leading lady Caroline. They were CAUGHT here on the beach together in a moment of passion. March 2012 |
Cam's #1 leading lady is Caroline. She's the blonde bombshell with the 'tude, if ever there was one. While he is absolutely over the moon for her, she disregards him as a necessary evil (I guess I have to have a man, it might as well be him). In all seriousness, I've never seen two babies be so infatuated with each other. They don't play next to each other like most babies, they play with each other. It's adorable. Until Caroline puts him in his place and whacks him across the head with a toy or yells at him. She's the head of this household. For sure.
Love triangle soap opera plot #1 - Caroline is moving away in 2 weeks. Camden is going to be crushed. The other girlfriends are thankful that his #1 lady is finally leaving so they can move in.
Cam's #2 girl is Samantha. She's the quiet, sweet brunette next door (well, almost next door. Two blocks away? That counts right?). She's younger but she walks already and that impresses him. And he can't resist her long legs and freckles. And her heritage is Washington State. Good choice.
Love triangle soap opera plot #2 - Samantha looooves Camden and likes to kiss him. On the lips. God forbid Caroline EVER catches Camden smooching another woman. I see her beating both of them with a frying pan.
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| This was today. Love is escorting your lady around in a tonka truck. Cam and Samantha |
Cam's #3 girl is Allison. Allison is the MUCH MUCH older, experienced cougar (she's almost four years old). But she's goofy, and loves to give Camden lots of attention, especially making him laugh. Laughter is the 2nd quickest way to Cam's heart (the first is food). And he is officially infatuated with her.
Love triangle soap opera plot #3 - Allison is Samantha's OLDER SISTER. I bet their parents didn't see their daughters fighting over the same boy at ages 4 and 10 months. Shit always seems to start sooner than expected, doesn't it.
Love triangle soap opera plot #4 - Allison is also infatuated with Calen. But he's also still in love with Kendall back in Washington (who's five. What is with him and older women?).
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| Cam with sisters Samantha and Allison. Clearly Sammy is upset that Cam and Allison are having a moment. |
Can you keep up with all of that? I think I have the next storyboard for ABC's newest Desperate Housewives show. I'll be waiting for my phone call from them...
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